Riding on my bicycle,

I saw a motorcrash,

A proper motorcrash,

And lots of spectators,

I rushed to the centre

Saw the injured parents,

Cuts on the children,

An awful motorcrash.

Dangerous motorcrash,

Terribly bloody motorcrash,

Destructive motorcrash.

Oh oh oh.

Took the mother,

Sneaked with her secretly

All the way to my home,

And nursed her gently

Put on her bandages, gave her

Milk and biscuits,

She sighed pleasantly after this

Awful motorcrash.

It's a dangerous dangerous motorcrash,

Terribly bloody motorcrash,

Destructive motorcrash.

Oh oh oh.

That girl on that bicycle showed great interest in all the motorcrashes

In the neighbourhood, she looked quite innocent.

Then we disguised ourselves,

Took a taxi to her home,

When her husband opened the door

She introduced herself, he said

"Where have you been all this time?"

But believe you me

I know what innocence looks like

But she showed increased interest

After she got that bicycle.