外國笑話~~在超市里

英文原版

at a grocery store

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basked . as they passed the cookie section , the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “no，”the little girl immediately began to whine and fuss , and the mother said quietly , “now Monica , we just have half of the aisles left to go through ---don’t be upset . it won’t be long now,”

Soon , they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy . when told she couldn’t have any , she began to cry . the mother said “there , there Monica , don’t cry ---only two more aisles to go and then we’ll be checking out .”

When they got to the checkout stand , the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be on gum purchased . the mother said serenely , “ Monica , we’ll be through this through this checkout stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.”( 文章閱讀網(wǎng)：www.sanwen.net )

The man follow them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica” he said .

The mother replied , “I’m Monica --- my little girl’s name is Tammy.”

譯文/柏毓

在超市里

男人關(guān)注一名婦女在超市里和一名三歲的女孩一起購物。她們經(jīng)過餅干區(qū)，小女孩想要餅干，她的母親很堅決地告訴女兒：“不”，小女孩立即開始心懷不滿抱怨磨嘰。母親平靜地說,“莫妮卡，現(xiàn)在我們只有半條走廊就可以過這里了，沉住氣不要生氣，現(xiàn)在不會很久的就到了?！?/p>

很快,母女倆來到了糖果通道。小女孩開始大叫起來，告訴母親要糖，但仍任何表示沒有，小女孩開始哭了起來。母親說:“那里，莫尼卡，別哭了，只過兩個通道，我們將檢查口了?！?/p>

當母女倆到達收銀臺時，小女孩發(fā)現(xiàn)沒有購買口香糖，立刻開始要求口香糖，闖入一個可怕的發(fā)脾氣，嚎叫起來，母親就像沒聽見沉著地說：“莫妮卡，我們將通過這個收銀臺，待5分鐘，然后你可以回家，安穩(wěn)地享午睡。”

跟隨注意母女倆的那位男人到了停車場，對婦女贊嘆：“我看你是非常有修養(yǎng)磨練的人，你對小莫妮卡如此耐心”。

婦女心安理得地糾正這個男人說:“也許，你弄錯了，我是莫妮卡- - -我的小女孩的名字叫泰米。

于戊戌正月十二拙筆

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