外國(guó)幽默商戶(hù)~(yú)競(jìng)爭(zhēng)

英文原版

competition

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right , and announced its arrival with a even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES .

The shopkeeper was panicked , until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop –it read,,, Main entrance .( 文章閱讀網(wǎng)：www.sanwen.net )

譯文/柏毓

競(jìng)爭(zhēng)

店主感到沮喪，當(dāng)隔壁左邊新的另一個(gè)商戶(hù)樹(shù)起很大的牌子，上面寫(xiě)著《最好的商務(wù)交易》，昭示拉客戶(hù)，每天隔壁人來(lái)人往，很眼饞。

這家店主，感覺(jué)到，自從有了隔壁商戶(hù)，生意衰退，而心里十分惱火。從而，他把隔壁競(jìng)爭(zhēng)對(duì)手招牌右邊也樹(shù)起比它大的牌子，讀《最低價(jià)格》招牌宣示更奇跡。

隔壁商戶(hù)發(fā)現(xiàn)有了這樣牌子，客戶(hù)日漸減少，驚慌失措，絞盡腦筋想一些對(duì)策，直到他有了一個(gè)主意，他把最大的標(biāo)志放在自己的店門(mén)口~念《主商入口》。

編者按：競(jìng)爭(zhēng)不是惱火，而是腦筋！Competition is not angry, but the brain!

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